Just another day

Or So we did believe

That Blue bird sky

Surely did deceive

Everything would change

And all it would take

Is my crash test mommy

To go on morning break

Crash test mommy

What am I gonna do

Get some bubble wrap

To make it safe for you

Can't turn gravity down

When you go on break

So stay on the sidewalk

For goodness sake

Crash test mommy

Walking rocks in heels

Like she's in 4 wheel drive on wheels

She could have stayed on the pavement

But that'd be no fun

Now she's on her back staring at the sun

My crash test mommy

Is fine after all

She didn't break a thing

Not even her fall

She didn't hurt the rock

She took to the skull

One thing bout my crash test mommy

Life is never dull

Crash test mommy

What am I gonna do

Get some bubble wrap

To make it safe for you

Can't turn gravity down

When you go on break

So stay on the sidewalk

For goodness sake

Crash test mommy

Walking rocks in heels

Like she's fricken 4 wheel drive on wheels

That's my crash test mommy